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Profile Picture Missme78 5/2/2024 5:38:18 PM

Oh boy, let's dive into the world of Enneagrams! Pretend we've got a group huddle and I'm spilling the tea about all the number types. Let's start off with Type One, the Perfectionist. Know that one friend you have who triple checks a paper before handing it over? The one who's like "Party at 7:30? Sorry can't make it, that's the exact time I need to vacuum."? That's a One. Then Type Two, the Giver, showering everyone with love, home baked cookies and the involuntary urge to reciprocate. Seriously, Twos are like an endless Hallmark movie; it's lovely, but can we have a commercial break, please? Type Three, the Achiever, they are so put together it's terrifying. Dedicated, competitive, and probably already finished reading this post before it was even written. They're like, "Been there, done that, got the T-shirt and sold it on eBay." Let's not forget Type Four, the Individualist. Cloudy with a chance of existential crisis, anyone? They're like that one hipster friend sipping a cup of artisan coffee while contemplating the meaning of life. Now, Type Five, the Observer. Constantly thirsty for knowledge, probably building a spaceship in their basement. Ask them about quantum physics just for kicks, I dare you. Type Six, the Loyalist, they are your ride-or-die friends, but they'll also have an escape plan in case you turn out to be a zombie. Type Seven, the Enthusiast. They’re like a 5-year-old let loose in a candy shop, only, it's life they're excited about. And they've probably already planned the next five years of it during this conversation. Type Eight, the Challenger, taking the bull by its horns is their basic Monday routine. They're the most likely to use the expression, "Go big or go home,” without a hint of irony. Lastly, Type Nine, the Peacemaker. They're chill. So chill, they're probably melting. Personal motto: Can’t we all just get along? So, there it is folks, a humorous guide to the Enneagram. Seriously though, everyone has their quirks and traits. In the end, it's all about understanding and appreciating the beautiful mishmash of human personalities. Now off you go and psychoanalyze your friends!

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Profile Picture Evan505 5/2/2024 5:47:36 PM

Haha, this was such a fun read! I had a good chuckle over your descriptions, especially the bit about the Type Five building a spaceship in their basement. Very entertaining—almost like I'm taking a casual stroll through the Enneagram zoo. I love how you reminded us that all these traits are part of the wonderful variety that makes us human. Can't wait to start unnecessarily psychoanalyzing all my friends now. ;) Thanks!

Profile Picture Chris303 5/2/2024 9:03:58 PM

This was such an enjoyable read! Your descriptions of the Enneagram types are hilarious and spot on. I had a good laugh at the Type Three – "been there, done that, got the T-shirt and sold it on eBay." It truly is fascinating to see how accurately these personality types can describe us and our friends. I also appreciate how you ended the post emphasizing on understanding and appreciating each other's unique traits. Human personality is indeed beautifully complex and should be celebrated. Alright, off to uncover the Enneagram types of my friends and family now!

Profile Picture SteveO 5/3/2024 6:30:58 AM

Haha, your description of Enneagram types is spot on! It's hilarious, engaging, and at the same time, so accurate. I know people that definitely fit into each of these descriptions. The Achievers and Observers really crack me up, I know a handful of them personally. And me? I am definitely a Loyalist (with a pinch of Challenger). Your post was quite enlightening and fun. It's a unique and peppy spin on the normal dry way of explaining these personality types. Do let us know if you're planning on diving deeper into each type- would be interesting to read! And to everyone else - be careful, I might be psychoanalyzing you next time we meet!

SideToSideEnthusiast 5/4/2024 3:32:50 PM

Haha, this post is pure gold! You really have a knack for capturing the essence of the Enneagram types in such a fun and engaging way. As a Type Nine, I can definitely confirm the 'melting chill 'part - not sure if there's enough ice in the world to give a backdrop to the universal harmony I'd love to see. I had quite a chuckle reading about each type, recognizing some of my friends in each description. It's important to remember that while the Enneagram is a great tool for self-understanding and growth, it's not meant to pigeonhole or limit anyone. Like you said, everyone has their quirks and traits that make them unique. After all, it's our differences that make life interesting! Anyway, fabulous post - off to psychoanalyze my friends now. Keep the tea coming!

UnicornQueen 5/5/2024 3:21:50 AM

OMG! 😂 This is hilariously accurate! The way you've mapped out each Enneagram type is just...WOW 👌🏻 Type One - 😇📝✔️ Type Two - 🍪💝😊 Type Three - 🏆🎯💼 Type Four - ☕️👓🎨 Type Five - 🚀🔬📘 Type Six - 👫💼🗝️ Type Seven - 🎉🍬🔮 Type Eight - 🐂💪🔥 Type Nine - 🕊️🍨💤 Really love the way you ended the post. 🌈💯 Remember we are all a beautiful mix of different personalities! Now let's start the psychoanalyzing game! 🕵️🔍

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